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NHL13 is here. Let's get mad.
by Janne Jalava
15-09-2012 15:55
So finally after long waiting NHL13 is out. We have played 3 games so far (2-1-0) and those games sucked. The game feels laggy and choppy and there's nothing you could do to improve the fps. This fps bug is (only) on OTP/EASHL. You can read a forum post here.

New NHL is improved and better but there's a lot new to learn. I hope EA is going to fix the "fps" problem on EASHL. We gonna play if we feel like it.

ps. new site is coming! stay tuned
Wtf
by Matias Tenhunen
14-12-2008 21:36
Take a look at the schedule. There are a lot more wins than losses, and still we've dropped from around rank 35 in div 1 to over 70. The ranking system is plain UNFAIR. We won 12 games in a row the other day, lost 1 and dropped the 4 ranks we'd gained.
Also we can't seem to get the puck even if its loose.
Miss
by Matias Tenhunen
10-12-2008 01:50
Juha missed this. WHAT KIND OF HOCKEY PLAYER PUTS THE PUCK WIDE FROM THERE?

Juha missed this. WHAT KIND OF HOCKEY PLAYER PUTS THE PUCK WIDE FROM THERE?
Sense. NHL09 makes none
by Matias Tenhunen
08-12-2008 02:25
I wonder if they tested this fucker before they released this... thing. I can hear a discussion in an EA Sports meeting in my head.

Producer: Hey, anyone got any ideas for this game we should release in the coming month?
Programmer: Huh? Which game?
Producer: NHL 09

Sounds designer: Hey we can use the sounds from last year for that! I can ask my 10 year old son for some good music for the menus. He has a great taste for music.

Producer: That's cool, dawg

Programmer #2: I've got some cool ideas. I've been watching some hockey on TV and-

Programmer #1: Fuck real hockey! Here's some things we should do:
-We should have a mode where you control one player and that's way cool. For that we should create a league, say, EA Sports hockey league we should call it
-Then there would be rankings for it and if you're doing good, but lose ONE game, you lose OVER NINE THOUSAND POINTS and drop 5-20 ranks. IF a club wins, they shall be awarded 3 points. This way we'll get them playing lots of games.
-Players won't like sitting in the penalty box. Let's not make the ref call those hundreds should-be called interference penalties everyone would be taking. But, if those chaps from the Turku area decide to form a team, let's make them for pay that one hit they make in a game!

Producer: Yeah, maybe you should work on a cool checking engine? If players don't get penalties they'll be liking them kick ass bodies flying all over the place!

Sound Designer: We can use the sounds from last year for that!

Director & Producer: Cool!

Programmer #2: And for EASHL, we shall create a lobby where 6 people fit. However, the team player limit shall be 50. Let's not make sub-lobbies so the players don't get confused. It's easy to program and there shouldn't be any bugs with it so not much testing is needed.

Programmer #3: I've been thinking about the gameplay now that you mention a hockey game.. I think players' characters should poke the occasional loose puck away, especially if it's in front of the opponent's net. That won't be irritating in the slightest. Also, they shouldn't be able to get a hold of every slowly moving loose puck, that would be overkill.

Producer: Amen!

Programmer #3: Also, if you have the poke check button pressed when you do get a hold of the puck, you shouldnt be able to do anything but saucer pass

Programmer #2: Yeah, and if you shoot the puck towards the net 2 feet away from the goal line, it should be very probable that a player hits the crossbar. We won't be wanting them scoring on a weak goalie, erh, a goalie that isn't fully tested. We can use the goalie from '08 but only make them faster, and prone to make WICKED desperation save every fucking time. Also, to help bad teams in scoring, the goalie should have an arsenal of weak goals. Like when a player comes in from the side, what should the goalie think? Make a save? WRONG, FUCKERS! I'll drop my shit to the ground and let him score top shelf!

Sound Designer: We're gonna need that Bill dude and that Garry boy or whatshisname come over and do some new lines for that... it's gonna cost money boys!

Producer: No worries guys, I'm gonna do some intensive PR on this stuff and get shit going!

Programmer #1: I'm not your guy, friend!




I totally like scoring and assists though. Winning is cool too. Sometimes I even enjoy playing despite all the flaws.
KYLLÄÄ
by Matias Tenhunen
06-12-2008 03:31
KYLLÄÄÄ. VITTU! WORLD IS BEST
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